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Wednesday, December 02nd, 2009 | Author: Maryan Pelland
Discovery Channel Dinosaurs!

Discovery Channel Dinosaurs!

Slow down your holiday hysteria and gather around the flat screen with your fadinomily for some delightful Television programming. The Discovery Channel has new dinosaur programming that starts December 6 at 8 pm Eastern.

Dinosaurs fascinate all of us and it’s been some time since there was anything new about the dinosaurs either on pay TV or broadcast. I just previewed a four-part series from Discovery Channel which is worth seeing– Clash of the Dinosaurs.

Pop some corn or order up a pizza -

This is a family event. I tested the shows on a three year old boy, a three year old girl, and a four year old boy-genius.

All three of them were spell-bound. They didn’t flinch at the dinosaur eating another dinosaur themes, they just wanted to know if dinosaurs eat people. I answered unqualifiedly that that had never happened and never would. We had a nice discussion of when dinos lived, why they aren’t here any more and if they cause bad dreams (they did not, for us).

I also shared Clash of the Dinosaurs with a group of teens and other adults, and they loved it. Here’s why - the animation and special effects are nicely updated and positively thrilling. There’s quite a bit of repetition - scenes do double and triple duty in the programs, but the production must have been expensive and they wanted their money’s worth. Overlook that, and you’ll enjoy seeing the physiology of dinosaurs.

What’s different here is the biological information - you’ll see musculature, bones in action, how tissue is distributed through those huge bodies. There’s lots about reproduction, how eggs survive, and all about daily life of the animals.

Meeting Ankylosaurus — an herbivore specifically designed as a killing machine — was thrilling. He’s 30 feet long, has three layers of armor, and eyelids made of bone. Don’t even think you or your kids know all there is to know about dinosaurs! We learned a lot and had a terrific time. Highly recommended.

The series: Four parts - two per night on Sunday, Dec 6 and Sunday Dec 13 at 8 pm. 7 Central, of course.

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Tuesday, December 01st, 2009 | Author: Maryan Pelland

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If Cyber Monday was an indication, electronic gifts are huge for this year’s holiday gift lists. Before you buy more computer hardware, computer peripherals, and computer toys, go through what you have and donate it. It’s the green living thing to do. Most comm,unities do not allow you to put computer hardware out with the trash. iolo.com gave me terrific solutions!

Why donate computer stuff?

Donate a computer to a school, church, or non-profit and your accountant may be able to deduct the value from your taxes. The government (U.S.) has incentives for computer donations. Folks at iolo technologies remind you to consider the value of installed software when you estimate the value of your computer.

There’s still a divide in the U.S. between computer-haves and -have nots. Some kids, indeed, some school districts are hard pressed to provide even basic equipment. That isn’t to say they will put antiquated hardware into use. Recipients of your gift may turn oldest equipment over for cash to enhance their programs.

The environment benefits every time we choose to recycle or reuse instead of pitching something into a landfill. We all know computer stuff is dangerous to throw away and will never degrade. I saw an old monitor laying in a roadside ditch out in the country the other day. I’d like to get my hands on the “donor” of that one.

Who to donate the computers to

  • If the equipment is less than 3 years old, you can give it directly to an organization since extensive upgrading may not be necessary.
  • Three to 5 year-old computers should go to a refurbishing center that can repair and upgrade computers, making them useable.  TechSoup’s searchable list of refurbishing centers is a good resource.
  • Computer older than 5 years? Recycle it through TechSoup’s searchable list of recycling centers. (Goodwill and the Salvation Army no longer accept donated computers.)

Call the organization before you take your stuff over to them.

iolo technologies smart tips for computer donations

  • Keep the operating system intact - the organization won’t have to spend valuable funds to purchase and license a new operating system.*
  • Keep any software installed. This may increase the amount your tax deduction, and help the recipient of your PC - older computers often work best with older software.
  • Where possible, include the peripherals and accessories, such as the mouse and keyboard, and include any manuals and CDs that came with the computer.

Last details when donating

It’s critically important that you remove your personal and sensitive data from the computer before you turn it over to anyone else. Reformatting the drive or erasing the data does NOT remove your info. Any novice can recover it unless you dowhat’s called a “wipe” with software like DriveScrubber.

Think outside the computer box and consider donating printers, speakers, storage units, or any other computer accessories you aren’t using. Then go get your new stuff for the holidays and enjoy!

Keep a record of your donations, including original receipts if you have them. Ask the organization you choose for a donation receipt.

iolo is a PC tuneup company, makers of System Mechanic software. They care about our environment. Visit their site for great tips, reviews, and information.

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Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 | Author: Maryan Pelland

Here comes Santa!

Here comes Santa!

Women Day by Day ran this story last Christmas, about the first Christmas tree, and had a great response to it. I thought I’d give you a little present and a nice tale to think about. Read it to some kids, or adults, you care about.

The story begins far, far to the frozen north in the Burzee Forest, home of the Knooks , helpers to Santa. This magical forest is across from the Deadly Desert, south of the Quadling Country, according to L. Frank Baum who blessed us with his awesome tales of Oz and fantastic lands. You never knew what would happen in those days, in that forest.

The Beginning
Well, it was almost a thousand years ago–way before you or I were even a thought. And the Burzee was special. It’s where Santa Claus grew up. Now, the story has come down generation to generation. From grandparents to parents to children.

It’s said that a flock of birds — likely sparrows, the poorest of birds - had to go south as usual, ahead of winter’s bitter cold. Being a little unorganized, like the grasshopper of old fables, they put their journey off, enjoying nice weather. Instead of preparing and getting a move on, they swooped along tree tops, snacked on abundant seeds and berries, and played. Too long, it turns out.

After a time, they soared upward. All seemed well. Their first travel day was sunny. Balmy. But the afternoon sky grew heavy. The leader sparrows worried.

There’s a Cold Wind on the Rise
Day two was another story all together.

Wind swept in from the frigid north, strong and gusty. It shoved sparrows every which way. Gusts stuck ice-crystals into feathers, gluing them together. Sleet blurred the birds’ view.

Some sparrows tried to take to the trees below. The angry wind pursued them, shaking them off branches. They plopped down, shivering, trying with all their might to take to the sky again. Landing was too risky.

The long day froze them to their bones. No sun. Snow tired each little bird, made them heavy and clumsy. The ground was a white wasteland. Not a good situation. Terrified, the sparrows forged on — valiantly trying to outdistance the blizzard — but becoming hopelessly lost. South? Who knew where south was now?

The sun, seeming just as worn out, slumped to the horizon and the birds knew they couldn’t go on. The leaders gathered the flock into a small V pattern so they could see each other, stick together and find shelter. Would they never find safety?

Sadly, one by one, wings stiff, feathers wet, heavy and frozen, they dropped from the sky like little stones. Hope was gone.

Won’t You Please, Please Help…
A large spruce tree, firmly anchored in the stormy dusk of Burzee Forest, saw sparrows plummeting toward him. He took a deep breath, swelling his branches to their widest width, and he caught birdies two-by-two, sheltering them in his greenness. Spruce, whose heart was as warm as his branches, sheltered the little flyers, soothed their terror and rocked them gently to sleep.

Finally, the storm blew itself out and went away. Soft yellow moonlight picked out shadows on the snow. The moon smiled at the birds snoring peacefully in evergreen beds.

In the meadow, quite near the spruce, stood a tiny log house. The garden patch around it was known for its bounty of vegetables and flowers in the spring. It snoozed under snow and moonlight now. Smoke sailed up through the cabin chimney. It smelled homey and warm. In the window stood a single candle with a red ribbon tied to its base to hold it in place on the sill.

Early in the day, when the storm began, the grandma who lived there with her husband, gazed worriedly out the window. At noon, she breathed a circle of warmth on the frozen glass, rubbed away the frost and peered through a tiny open space.

“Hmm. I need to light the way for travelers this day,” she said. “It’s Christmas. Getting lost is no Christmas present,” She grinned and lighted her candle.

Grandpa tossed a Yule log on the fire, saying, “I’ll keep the fire up so we can remember how the sun blesses us in summer.” Grandma nodded.

When they slept, later that night, both the grandmother and the grandfather had the same dream.

A young woman, carrying a baby, crossed the clearing. She looked cold and lonely as she approached the cabin.

The grandmother got out of her warm bed and looked out the window. There, like in the dream, a lady walked toward the house.

The grandmother said, “It’s odd how she leaves no footprints.”

The Grandfather opened the door, put his arm around the lady and led her in. They sat her to rest in their best rocking chair. They fed her, wrapped her and the baby in warm blankets and talked with her by the fire as she nursed the little one.

Later, the old couple went to bed, but their visitor said she’d sit a while. It was a night of peace and warmth. Slumbering deeply, Grandfather snorted a snore. Grandmother snuggled into the quilt.

As the moon crossed the sky and the night helped the forest recover from the storm, a little girl figure flitted, radiant and gorgeous, near the spruce. Her robes rivaled the brilliance of snow shimmering on the branches. She hovered by way of softly feathered wings and had a circle of golden light round her curly locks.

Christy’s angel eyes were as blue as glass balls you’ve seen on Christmas trees. Her lips were the exact color of candy cane stripes and her hair was precisely the shade of milky sweet cocoa. Her glow woke the sleeping spruce and the birds in his branches.

“So Tree,” she said. “long ago, trees like you, on the first Christmas night, sheltered the newborn Baby in their beautiful branches. You’ve lived up to their kindness by taking pity tonight on these humble creatures of the skies. Bless you.”

The tree swished his branches shyly, rustling shyly, pleased with the compliment.

“Well,” Christy went on, “Those nice folks in the cottage helped some strangers, too. They warmed their own holiday with concern for others and lent a hand cheerfully. Even with snow all around, there’s warmth here.”

She put her chin in her hand and sat, cross legged in thin air, for a moment. Obviously she was planning something.

“Ok. As an official Christmas angel, have I got a Christmas present for all of you! Watch this.”

She whistled, with two fingers to her lips. The shrill sound echoed through the night. She clapped her hands loudly, too. The spruce winced, wondering what would happen next.

From every direction came silk worms. Christy pointed to the spruce and the spinners sped up to the top branches. They spun silky strands all the way to the ground. Moonlight and reflections from snow and stars turned the silk threads gold and silvery. Points of light speared the crisp winter air.

And Christy fluttered her wings. She darted up to the dark sky and grabbed a handful of stars, shaking them like a little dog wrestles with a rag bone.

Star dust mixed with snow flakes on the spruce branches, sending a rainbow of glittery light splashing across the clearing. Startled from their sleep, Sparrows twittered frantically for a moment. But Christy’s calm quiet eyes soothed them.

For her final task, she called little furry creatures to her, bent down and whispered something into their ears. They dove off into drifts and burrows and returned minutes later, each bringing a bundle of berries and nuts from the forest floor or from their own winter stock.

Christy scattered the colorful ornaments into the spruce branches and stood back, admiring her artistry. She adjusted a berry here, blew some starlight from this branch to that, and was satisfied.

She winked, smiled, and vanished in a second.

Sparrows chirped in Christmas beds. The spruce shook off his amazement, admiring the beauty before him. The woods settled once again.

A few hours later, the old couple woke when a log crashed to the hearth and sent a shower of sparks up the chimney. The lady and baby were gone. The dim light from the fireplace shone on a dozen white candles, tied with a red silk ribbon, on the seat of the still-rocking chair. The cottage door was latched from the inside.

Opening the door slowly, brows furrowed, Grandma and Grandpa peeked out.

“Oh my,” the old woman exclaimed, rubbing her eyes as if the vision before her were a dream.

The old man clapped his hands and laughed, delighted with the gorgeous tree. His booming chortles bounced from limb to limb in the dark chill.

They had no clue how that first Christmas tree came to be in their clearing that night, but the soft Christmas Day breeze seemed to be trying to whisper something they just couldn’t catch.

Grandpa, never guessing how right he was, shrugged and said, “It might have been the work of angels, you know.”

At that moment, from across the treetops came the faint sound of a silvery giggle. The spruce rustled his branches and the sparrows twittered. And for the rest of their lives, the old man and his sweet wife decorated a spruce tree at Christmas. Soon, everyone who knew them did the same.

And the sparrows? It’s to be hoped they learned something about timing.

Thursday, December 04th, 2008 | Author: Maryan Pelland

Save some money, put away a few bucks for next year’s economic crisis. Tighten your holiday entertainment belt without losing any of the fun. A lot of the ideas are green party ideas, too.

  1. Forget the paper invites…go email, text or instant message.
  2. Use real dishes and glassware - what a concept! A dishwasher cycle is way easier on the budget and the eco-system than are paper plates, cups, napkins, plastic tableware and so forth. Enlist a few guests to help wash up.
  3. Keep decorations simple and organic. Pine cones, pine boughs, simple lighting and fresh flowers purchased at a retail club or discount store.
  4. Have a pot luck. Save work, time and money. Everybody brings a dish like in the goodle days. Ask for help - you’d be surprised how warm everyone feels when you all pitch in.
  5. Purchase fewer flavors of snacks or beverages to take advantage of quantity discounts. Make a big bowl of punch. Limit the amount of alcohol you’re all willing to consume.
  6. Combine parties. Figure out who in your circle would usually throw a shindig, and if the guest lists are similar, make it one big bash.
  7. Grab bag the gifts instead of buying something for everyone. Scrambling to get $10 gifts for each of 20 people costs a lot more than buying a $50 gift for one person. You can be more selective, buy something worth having, and get to know someone a bit better. Lots of families are going this route.
  8. Go out and play. Instead of sitting at home burning up electricity and annoying the neighbors, go sledding, skating, caroling, or somehting else fun - on foot. Return home after your event for a quick snack and a cup of cocoa.
  9. Invite four friends to spend one quiet evening at home, without using a vehicle, a television, a stereo. Play a board game. Roast chestnuts. Read aloud. Do a craft or stitchery. No, I am not kidding.
  10. Think outside the box. Get a group together to put in a shift at the food pantry, the retirement center or a soup kitchen.

Let me know how this all works out for you!

Thursday, November 20th, 2008 | Author: Maryan Pelland

Before you sit down to Thanksgiving dinner, enjoy the meal, and then suffer recriminations all the way up to Christmas, Hannukah, and Quanzaa, take several moments a day to thank your personal God or Goddess for the body you have. The alternative to having a body, is, I suppose, to be deceased. So, then. any body is a good one.

Body Image and Me

Ass too big? Well, does it provide a comfortable platform upon which to set a spell? Fine. Tits too small? Hmmm…can they feed an infant? Do they afford you sexual pleasure and stimulation? Tummy a bit saggy? Has it born your children? Acted as a container for the fine food you eat to nourish your body and pleasure your taste buds? Rolled out belly laughs of delight in your life?

We are what we are. I see signs that modern women are just beginning, finally, to come around to understanding that we are all beautiful. We have our Queen…Latifa. We have our intellectual role model — Camryn Manheim. We have our guru — Oprah. Each year, more celebs pop up in a larger-than-size-zero gown at various award shows. So - give yourself a break. Eat for nourishment and enjoyment. Eat a little for pleasure, with an eye toward sanity. Check out some of these resources to boost you up:

  • BodyPositive.com - a great magazine with sections for large women, children, your inner parent, and more.
  • Dove soap’s campaign for real beauty - women everywhere are talking about how good this is for us…and for our daughters. Kudos, Dove!
  • Shape Your Style.com - how to buy the best styles for your personal best look.
  • Pregnant? Here’s a fine resource. And while you’re at it, look for an awesome book, a bit older, but so full of treat yourself kindly tips - The Woman’s Comfort Book by Jennifer Louden.
  • Quiet your spirit at ContemplativeMind.

A Bonus —Holiday Cheer–Wow!

Little Christmas is also referred to as Women’s Christmas (Nollaig na mBan in Irish), or sometimes even Women’s Little Christmas. It is so called because of the tradition, which is still very strong in Cork, of Irish men taking on all the household duties for the day and giving their spouses a day off. Most women will either hold parties or go out to celebrate the day with their friends, sisters, mothers, aunts etc. Bars and restaurants usually have a majority female clientele on this night. Children often buy presents for their mothers and grandmothers, and it closely resembles Mother’s Day in this respect.

While originally a rural tradition, in recent years, Women’s Christmas is enjoying something of a revival, both in Ireland and abroad. It is becoming popular in the Irish emigrant communities in Britain, North America, Australia, and New Zealand. For the Irish Women’s Network of British Columbia, Canada, for example, this event is the highlight of their social calendar.

The tradition is not well-documented, but one article from The Irish Times in January 1998, entitled On the woman’s day of Christmas, informally describes both some sources of information and the spirit of this unique occasion.—from wikipedia.

Sunday, December 16th, 2007 | Author: Maryan Pelland

Sex Toy Underware

I gotta tell you - I was watching The View, again. I feel like I’m developing a dependence on that show. It’s Whoopi’s fault - I think the world of her. Anyway - the question came up - older women asking younger women - if your mother gifted you a really cool vibrator for Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hannukah or whatever, how would you react?

I’m an older woman. Baby boomer - you all know that. So I thought. Ok - that’s amuzing, useful and fine with me. Barbara Walters said the same. Whoopi was like - so what’s the issue? And the younger women freaked - I mean fa-reeked out! They giggled and screamed. It was “Like ohmagawd I couldn’t even imagine and I don’t even wanna know my mom knows about s-e-x!” My daughter-in-law, an extremely hip, assertive young professional, feels the same (not as giggly and silly about it).

These younger women are in their 20s and 30s. Way old enough to handle their own sexuality with confidence. I would say.

I know my mom’s generation had a little trouble talking about sex, but many of them, mine included, felt obligated to tell us the facts. My generation - a lot of us - were liberated soldiers of the sexual revolution. Card carrying. So we would talk to anyone, anytime, about anythang. So how did our daughters get to where they can’t contemplate their mom knowing a word like the “c” word? Or discussing a penis. Or understanding why you might take whipped cream to the bedroom. How did they, mine included (she, a brilliant woman, and I can talk about everything else) how did they come to be so skittish about the most natural part of life, besides death?

Fascinating. Maybe that kind of cycle keeps us all from going completely off the deep end sexually…? Ya think?