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Sunday, December 30th, 2007 | Author: Maryan Pelland

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Robin Morgan, women’s rights activist, speaking on the women’s movement, said some awesome things to spark thought in the mind of any responsible woman of the 21st Century. In a PBS program, she mused about the triumphs of the women’s movement:

“…watching the progress of the women’s movement from 1968 is an amazement. We have a woman speaker of the house, a woman running for president, women heads of state in many countries all over the world. Some of these things have become so absorbed into the normalcy of the culture that we don’t celebrate them anymore….”

But we should celebrate and wear our responsibility proudly as the coming presidential election heats up in the next weeks and months.

Grandmothers, tell your daughters and grandmothers how important it is to learn the facts and vote our consciences. Remind them that your mother, or your grandmother, anyway,probably didn’t have had the right to vote. Tell them how it was to witness women grow and earn our places. Pat Buchanan reminds us,

“The 1960s were the first years of the cultural revolution and cultural wars of America – our disagreements were so deeply profound we may never recover….”

But we are recovering and growing stronger.

 

Mothers, tell your daughters and your friends to learn and then to vote.

Daughters, tell your friends and discipline yourself to gather information and form responsible opinions, then vote if you can, or teach others if you can’t vote yet.

Arlo Guthrie summed it up. “I’m still hopeful,” he said.

This one is terribly important to us all. We gotta raise a little hell or we might end up there for four more years!

Friday, December 28th, 2007 | Author: Maryan Pelland

My grandmother was a beautiful woman. She was, in my lifetime, always old, but in that old-fashioned way that Grandma’s don’t do anymore. She actually had silver hair, little gold-wire glasses (real gold, she had them forever – I have them now) and never wore anything but her corset, stockings, black oxfords and a dress with obligatory tiny flowers sprigged over it. Gram simply would never go out without a dressy little hat, let alone even consider trousers. When I was little I spent much of my time with her. She taught me to cook and to use a needle and threads like an artist uses her brush. I loved her unreservedly, and she me. She died at ninety-seven. Grandma told me one day, when I asked her why she always had her little well-worn prayer book in her pocket, “Sweetie, life is hard. We can complain and moan about what the Good Lord hands us. I decided a long time ago to be calm. My book helps me feel close to God, but even better, when I sink into it and turn off my ear, I can really be all by myself. It does for my mind what sleeping does for my body. Kind of heals and clears out the mess. Then I just go about my business and not bother about all the garbage.”

I never heard grandma raise her voice to anyone. She never needed a pill or shrink or cocktail…”Well, maybe just a little drop of blackberry brandy, Sweetie.”

Memories of her – her violet scent, her soft voice, her slow-but-purposeful step, colored my life in shades of love, safety and serenity. Her way of being a grandma will tint the life I weave with my own grandbabies.

Take a look at my article Grandparents Make Memories about gifting our grandchildren in today’s hectic world.

Here are some really good books to explore in a similar vein:

  • Always Have Popsicles by Rebecca Harvin (Paperback - Jan 1994)
  • Grandloving: Making Memories with Your Grandchildren by Sue Johnson (Paperback – Feb 2003)
  • 41 Uses for a Grandma by H. Zeifert (hard bound - 2005)
  • 40 Uses for a Grandpa by Amanda Haley, H. Zeifert and Harriet Zeifert (Hard cover April 2001)

And Webs:
Grandparents.com
National Grandparents’ Day Web site
Show your grandchildren what was what back in the day
DigitalGrandparent - techno boomers

Sunday, December 16th, 2007 | Author: Maryan Pelland

Sex Toy Underware

I gotta tell you - I was watching The View, again. I feel like I’m developing a dependence on that show. It’s Whoopi’s fault - I think the world of her. Anyway - the question came up - older women asking younger women - if your mother gifted you a really cool vibrator for Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hannukah or whatever, how would you react?

I’m an older woman. Baby boomer - you all know that. So I thought. Ok - that’s amuzing, useful and fine with me. Barbara Walters said the same. Whoopi was like - so what’s the issue? And the younger women freaked - I mean fa-reeked out! They giggled and screamed. It was “Like ohmagawd I couldn’t even imagine and I don’t even wanna know my mom knows about s-e-x!” My daughter-in-law, an extremely hip, assertive young professional, feels the same (not as giggly and silly about it).

These younger women are in their 20s and 30s. Way old enough to handle their own sexuality with confidence. I would say.

I know my mom’s generation had a little trouble talking about sex, but many of them, mine included, felt obligated to tell us the facts. My generation - a lot of us - were liberated soldiers of the sexual revolution. Card carrying. So we would talk to anyone, anytime, about anythang. So how did our daughters get to where they can’t contemplate their mom knowing a word like the “c” word? Or discussing a penis. Or understanding why you might take whipped cream to the bedroom. How did they, mine included (she, a brilliant woman, and I can talk about everything else) how did they come to be so skittish about the most natural part of life, besides death?

Fascinating. Maybe that kind of cycle keeps us all from going completely off the deep end sexually…? Ya think?

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007 | Author: Maryan Pelland

The story begins far, far to the frozen north in the Burzee Forest, home of the Knooks , helpers to Santa. This magical forest is across from the Deadly Desert, south of the Quadling Country, according to L. Frank Baum who blessed us with his awesome tales of Oz and fantastic lands. You never knew what would happen in those days, in that forest.

The Beginning
Well, it was almost a thousand years ago–way before you or I were even a thought. And the Burzee was special. It’s where Santa Claus grew up. Now, the story has come down generation to generation. From grandparents to parents to children.

It’s said that a flock of birds — likely sparrows, the poorest of birds - had to go south as usual, ahead of winter’s bitter cold. Being a little unorganized, like the grasshopper of old fables, they put their journey off, enjoying nice weather. Instead of preparing and getting a move on, they swooped along tree tops, snacked on abundant seeds and berries, and played. Too long, it turns out.

After a time, they soared upward. All seemed well. Their first travel day was sunny. Balmy. But the afternoon sky grew heavy. The leader sparrows worried.

There’s a Cold Wind on the Rise
Day two was another story all together.

Wind swept in from the frigid north, strong and gusty. It shoved sparrows every which way. Gusts stuck ice-crystals into feathers, gluing them together. Sleet blurred the birds’ view.

Some sparrows tried to take to the trees below. The angry wind pursued them, shaking them off branches. They plopped down, shivering, trying with all their might to take to the sky again. Landing was too risky.

The long day froze them to their bones. No sun. Snow tired each little bird, made them heavy and clumsy. The ground was a white wasteland. Not a good situation. Terrified, the sparrows forged on — valiantly trying to outdistance the blizzard — but becoming hopelessly lost. South? Who knew where south was now?

The sun, seeming just as worn out, slumped to the horizon and the birds knew they couldn’t go on. The leaders gathered the flock into a small V pattern so they could see each other, stick together and find shelter. Would they never find safety?

Sadly, one by one, wings stiff, feathers wet, heavy and frozen, they dropped from the sky like little stones. Hope was gone.

Won’t You Please, Please Help…
A large spruce tree, firmly anchored in the stormy dusk of Burzee Forest, saw sparrows plummeting toward him. He took a deep breath, swelling his branches to their widest width, and he caught birdies two-by-two, sheltering them in his greenness. Spruce, whose heart was as warm as his branches, sheltered the little flyers, soothed their terror and rocked them gently to sleep.

Finally, the storm blew itself out and went away. Soft yellow moonlight picked out shadows on the snow. The moon smiled at the birds snoring peacefully in evergreen beds.

In the meadow, quite near the spruce, stood a tiny log house. The garden patch around it was known for its bounty of vegetables and flowers in the spring. It snoozed under snow and moonlight now. Smoke sailed up through the cabin chimney. It smelled homey and warm. In the window stood a single candle with a red ribbon tied to its base to hold it in place on the sill.

Early in the day, when the storm began, the grandma who lived there with her husband, gazed worriedly out the window. At noon, she breathed a circle of warmth on the frozen glass, rubbed away the frost and peered through a tiny open space.

“Hmm. I need to light the way for travelers this day,”

Wednesday, December 05th, 2007 | Author: Maryan Pelland

The perfect gift. Honest to goddess – the PERFECT gift for anyone – and it’s Earth-friendly, too. I just got hold of a thing called a Soda Club home soda machine. Also known as the Fountain Jet. Whether you call your beverage soda, soda pop, sodie pop or cola – this is something you’ll want to investigate.

Here’s the problem – Americans drink more carbonated beverages than anyone else in the world. And we drink them either sweet enough to use as pancake syrup or loaded with questionable artificial sweeteners. The sodium content can bloat you for weeks. The solution might be this well-made appliance that’s perfectly portable and has a small footprint so you can put it anywhere. Of course, compared to storing cases of pop and seltzer, this is a snap.

My First Experience
I had a dinner party the other night – served iced shrimp and crispy veggies. Went to the cupboard to get some seltzer – a perfect accompaniment. Lo and behold (seasonal jargon…) no seltzer and no time to shop. So I opened the box containing my new Soda Club unit. No exaggeration, in 60 seconds, I had it up and running. It took under 30 seconds to make a liter of crystal clear seltzer. When you say easy, cheap, and quick to me – you’ve got my attention and this really did it for me.

Out of the Box
You get the appliance, a CO2 canister (full) and, depending on the package you select, there may be an assortment of flavorings. The flavors encompass everything you’re used to and then some. Root beer, cola, lemon lime, of course, in sugared and diet versions. But the ones we liked are the My Water flavor essences – light fruit flavor, no sweeteners, no sugar. No electricity, no batteries required.

How Does Soda Club Stack Up?
Here’s a chart they produced to show you comparisons between Soda Club flavors and others.

Calories

Carbs

Sugar

Sodium

Caffeine

Pepsi®

100

27g

27g

25mg

25mg

Coca-Cola®

100

27g

27g

35mg

23mg

Pepsi® Edge™

50

13g

13g

25mg

25mg

Coca-Cola C2™

45

12g

12g

30mg

23mg

Soda-Club Cola

34

9g

9g

2mg

15mg

7-UP®

100

26g

26g

50mg

0mg

Sprite®

100

26g

26g

45mg

0mg

Soda-Club Lemon Lime

36

9g

9g

25mg

0mg

Pricing
Reasonable, especially considering the quality. The machine, itself, starts at just under $100. The cylinders of C02 are under $20 and can be ordered through the company. The syrups are about 33 cents per serving. Overall, you can’t match the price buying popular soft drinks in bottles or cans.

Our Opinion
I got this unit because I always thought it would be cool to have a seltzer bottle – like Nick and Nora Charles from the 1930s movies. But I found those to be either cost-prohibitive or poorly made. This one is really a quality product, in my opinion. It’s made well, feels solid. While I wouldn’t exactly call it attractive, I don’t object to it occupying a small space on my kitchen counter – and it is a small space. The base is about 5 inches square. I can’t get over how quickly and easily this thing does its job. I get annoyed when a product is difficult to use, or so persnickety you have to have an engineering degree to keep it running. Not so here. At all. Taste-wise, were of mixed opinions. We all like the plain seltzer. Its great to know every single thing that’s in that bottle. As for the favor syrups – some of us liked some, some liked others. Die-hard fans of a particular soda brand (the people who will not drink any other…) were less pleased with the cola – but I think that was power of suggestion. If it don’t say “Coke” it ain’t cola – get what I mean? And the bottom line is, you’re helping reduce your carbon footprint. No more empties to dispose of. No more packaging. Less refrigeration, since you’re making the product on demand. And its fun. I recommend this one, for sure.