Do Women Like to Show Off?
July 14th, 2008 by Maryan Pelland
I don’t know many women who don’t enjoy showing off their stuff from time-to-time. We do it by having our “stuff” tattooed or pierced. We dress up. Try new make up. Have our hair styled every which way and try a new color now and then. In most species, the flamboyant colors and plumage belong to the male - as you know if you ever saw the play or movie, Hair.
Once upon a time, I was guilty of flagrant showing off - and it didn’t work out well. I was 16. A fine age to perfect the art of showing off. My brother’s best friend, Terry, was coming up the street. I was thoroughly in crush with Terry.
And I had a scathingly brilliant idea. I’d run upstairs, put on my new sundress and my new heels and make a grand entrance just as Terry came in the front door. My timing would have tobe impeccable.
I flew up the stairs to my room, slammed the door and, in record time threw the dress on, slicked my hair into a pony tailer, slip on those 2 inch heels I was just learning to balance on. As the doorbell rang, I was headed for the stairs, visualising myself graceuflly gliding down and lighting at the bottom to smile demurely and walk past Terry with a cool nod.
I hit the stairs at a dead run, skidded to halt.
My heel - my tragic heel - caught in the shag carpet on the first stair.
My feet stuck but my knees went forward.
I collapsed to my knees, sundress skirt billowing around me like a cloud of silk. Over my head. As I slid ignominously all the way down to the bottom of the stairs - on my knees.
At Terry’s feet. I tugged and pushed my dress back down where it should have been.
“Er. Um. Hi.” I muttered. I skulked off to the family room, hid behind a newspaper and didn’t so much as look up again till Terry left.
Did I find myself cured of showing off?
No way.

